Thursday, August 30, 2007

Mercedes Benz Fashion Week

Tune in September 5th-12th for extensive coverage of Mercedes Benz fashion week, i will posting straight from the runway.(In the meantime i'm taking it easy for the next couple of days, awaiting a huge week filled with fashion)

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Friday, August 24, 2007

Divorce Letter

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new
had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk
boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want
sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're
cheating on me or you don't love me anymore;
whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West
Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband -

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a
cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown
out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID
notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came
mind was "You look just like a girl!" Since my mother raised me not to
say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment . And
you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99
price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that
my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After
of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I
hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two
tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.


Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born
I hope that's not a problem.

Celebrity Boob Twin

found this from a friends blog: Jennifer
Your Celebrity Boob Twin:
Paris Hilton

Nicole Dogged it before Jail Time

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Before in-n-out-mate Nicole Richie began her 82 minute jail stint, she made sure that all her b*tches were in check.
Cameras caught the wrong-way driver dropping off her two pooches, Foxxy Cleopatra and Honey Child, at California Animal Hospital under the protective watch of baby daddy Joel Madden. Less than an hour-and-a-half after she kissed her babies goodbye, Nicole was free to pick 'em back up again.What a frickin' waste of money!

On August 23 2007, at 3:15 PM Miss Nicole Camille Richie reported to CRDF and surrendered herself following a July 27 arrest, she was sentenced to serve 96 hours in County Jail. Miss Richie was accompanied by her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley and her boyfriend Joel Madden. Miss Richie was booked and processed into the jail system. Miss Richie was cooperative during the process. Based on her sentence and federal court guidelines, Miss Richie was released at 4:37 PM today.

Just 82 minutes after Nicole Richie checked herself into Lynwood jail, she left a free woman. Hard time her ass!According to the official website of the L.A. Sheriff's Dept., Richie checked in at 3:15 PM and was released at 4:37 PM. She was assigned to a cell for only 35 minutes! It takes longer to watch an episode of "The Simple Life" ... and it's more painful!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

How do you wear your Hair?

runway model hair styles, from Paris, Milan, London and New York
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Fall Fashions

Paris Highlights: Fall 2007

About Me

Q: Other than yourself who is your favourite photographer/s?
mmh Stewart Shining, Meisel and Testino

Q: If you could come back as an outfit what would it be?
a blazer and an argyle sweater

Q: If you could come back as a model, who would you be?
Alessandra Ambrosio

Q: Whats your favourite color?
Brown and black

Q: Whats your favourite junk food?
fried chicken and pizza

Q: What are you shy about?

Q: If you could have somebody else body who would it be?
David Beckham

Q:Whats your favourite place to have a drink?
Smith and Wollensky

Q: Whats your underwear of choice?
Intimissimi boxer briefs

Q: Any pets?
two bulldogs Dolce and Gabanna

Q: What do you eat for breakfast?
hard boiled egg, toast and coffee

Q: Any superstitions?
mmhh none

Q: Whats your biggest self-indulgence?
Denim and sweaters

Q: Favourite place to shop?
Neiman Marcus &

Q: Whose wallet would you like to steal?
mmhhh most people don't carry cash anymore

Q: Least favourite food?
french fries

Q:If you were an inventor? what would you invent?
couture drugs lol

Q: Favourite furniture designer?
Erik Magnussen and Mario Bellini

Q: Favourite shoe designer?
Cole Haan

Q: Favourite car?
Range Rover

Q: Whats your most treasured possession?
my camera

Q: Who's your best friend?
my daughter

Q: Favourite vacation spot?
Theatre of dreams aka Old Trafford in Manchester

Q: Who is your favourite fictional character?

Q: If you weren't a photographer, what would you be?
a professional soccer player

Q:Favourite trend of all time?
haven't been around to long to experience all of them but i'd say the LaCoste t-shirt was a big hit

Q:Favourite band?
Bob Marley and The Wailers

Q: Worst trend?
the 80's (yeah i watch that on VH-1 AND it cracks me up)

Q: What can't you travel without?
my ipod

Q: Who is your favourite designer?
Ralph Lauren, Miuccia Prada, Alexander McQueen and Lagerfeld
Q: Always lol
Q: Never....somebody else

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Just got Informed

The 2 moon theory is a HOAX lol
read it here

thanks James

Lindsay Lohan

America is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, she has graced the covers this year of all the magazines you could think off, and yet after coming out of rehab she is already on the cover of Elle magazine's big September issue (be aware the girl looks fine ) and now you can catch her on the September issue of Maxim Magazine 10th anniversary edition, gosh i can't wait to see her nekkid in the next Playboy issue (oh wait we have already seen her nekkid as she flashed her vajayjay to the Paparrazzi courtesy of Ms Britney Spears and Paris Hilton)

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Two moons on 27 August

>> ITS AMAZING>> Two moons on 27 August> 27th Aug the Whole World is waiting for.>> Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August.> It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye.> This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles ofearth.>> Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am.> It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come> this close is in 2287.>> Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it> again.


Tuesday, August 14, 2007

10022-SHOE: THE ZIP Code for Shoe Lovers

10022-SHOE. This is the ZIP code where I'll be spending my next vacation.
Some of you who live in Manhattan might recognize the first part of this ZIP code as your own.
But unless you plan on moving to Saks Fifth Avenue's upcoming 8,500-square-foot designer shoe salon, you'll have to skip using the ultra-cool final four digits as part of your own postal address.

According to a recent article in the Los Angeles Times, Saks' executives were looking for a marketing gimmick that said "big," when they came up with the idea of giving the shoe floor its own ZIP code.
After a month of discussing the possibility with the U.S. Postal Service, they were given the green light. Not surprisingly, this is the first time a single floor has ever been given its own ZIP code.

Seen on the Street

On a more bizzare note, while sitting at the bar at Smith and Wollensky at Easton Town Center, i noticed a familiar face walk thru the double doors and it was none other than Mr Jerry Springer himself.
Spent $250.00 plus a generous tip, on a dinner of 3, Jerry himself had a Colorado Rib Eye, sipped on red wine and finished off with a strawberry ice-cream for dessert. Mission: in town filming an episode of Dancing with the Star's....???????
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America's Next Top Model-Castings

Columbus Ohio Tuesday August 14th
Hundreds of hopefulls lined up yesterday to get a shot to appear on the next cylce of America's Next Top Model.
The auditions were held yesterday (sponsored by the CW Network)at the Drexel Theatre at Gateway Campus located at 155o North High Street. I caught up with a couple of the hopefulls Jennifer Wagner from Homesville Ohio, a 20 year old hoping to make it to the show with hopes of being ANTM. She describes her 2 hour drive and almost 4 hour wait as she sits in Theatre 1 waiting for her number to be called.
Ashley Austin of Columbus Ohio heard about the auditions on the radio and is hoping to make it to the show. The auditions started at 1pm and ran thru 7pm, with girls lining up as early as 6am. Some are being sent to get the right pictures, some are leaving as the wait is too long. An inside view of the Theatre shows girls sitting watching clips on the giant screen waiting for their number to be called to go to the audition room, where they record a 3 minute video clip of why they think they should be ANTM. 6pm rolls by and all the audition numbers are full, and here comes the bad news, that today we are done auditioning, the good news you can mail in your own application enclosed with a 3 minute video clip of why u should be ANTM, THE DREAM LIVES ON
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Sunday, August 12, 2007

Angie's Hooked on Lady Lovin'

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Obsessive child adopter Angelina Jolie says that "I've never hidden my bisexuality, but since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life." But Jolie's former lady lover, model/actress/mechanic Jenny Shimizu doesn't buy it. Shimizu and Jolie met in 1996, while working on the craptastic teen film "Foxfire." The Sapphic pair were involved on and off for several years. "She loves danger and dabbling in the dark side," Shimizu recently told UK tabloid News of the World. "Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover. That's where she gets her kicks -- not playing happy family with one man," she added. Shimizu doesn't buy Angie's story of monogamous heterosexual lovin'. "She loves women too much. It's like a drug and she was hooked."

Wednesday, August 8, 2007


Boxers or Briefs? The age old question that has plagued guys for decades is nothing compared to all the options girls have to choose when it comes to undergarments.
There are briefs, bikini's thongs, boy shorts...the list seems endless
Here are some of my favourites, YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA GET DRESSSED AFTER ALL

Panache bra, $66, and brief, $34,
Some celebrities (cough, parisandbritney, cough), aren't too fond of wearing undies when they go out for a night on the town. Perhaps we should send them this set?

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Felina bra, $34, and boylegs, $28,
A hint of corset-style lacing on these flirty bottoms adds a naughty edge to an otherwise demure pair.
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Agent Provocateur bra, $95, and brief, $40
Known as the sexiest of lingerie lines, Agent Provocateur creates pieces that are saucy yet sweet. The delicate lace, satin ribbon, and dainty bows add girlish charm to this sheer set.

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DKNY Underwear bra, $32, and boy-leg, $18, Macy's.
The perfect mix of lace and sheer, in a summery, buttery color.
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Fun Fact: In 2002, Victoria's Secret came out with the most expensive bra ever, at a cost of $15 million! Not surprisingly, it is still up for sale.

And Bonds’s 756th Homer Goes to …

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None of the likely suspects ended up catching Barry Bonds’s 756th home run. Not Jake “The Snake” Frazier, Brett “Cheese” Nance, or any of the other “ballhawks” at AT&T Field. The winner was not only far from a regular, he was even wearing another team’s colors: The Mets.
Matt Murphy, 22, was stopping over in town on his way from the New York City borough of Queens, where he lives, to Australia, where he will be traveling. Now, he’ll explore the issues associated with carrying a baseball that could be worth up to $700,000 around with him across the Pacific Rim.
So far, no one knows what he’ll do with the ball. He left the ballpark without answering questions, “a move that might make Bonds himself proud,” the San Jose Mercury News joked. (Bonds has made a habit of ignoring the fine folks who cover him.)
The record-breaking hitter doesn’t want it. “I’ve never believed a home run ball belonged to the player,” Mr. Bonds said last night. “If he caught it, it’s his.”
Mr. Murphy could keep it for himself, or he could put it on eBay, consign it to a traditional auction house or strike a deal directly with a collector or dealer. If he’s selling the ball, the sooner the better, one supposes, especially considering the steroid cloud hanging overhead.
The winnings, whatever they add up to in the end, did not simply fall into Mr. Murphy’s lap. The San Francisco Chronicle’s account says the scrum over the ball in the centerfield bleachers “produced blood, bruises and bedlam.” Brian Herman of Sacramento was the first of many to “just miss” the ball as it careened from row to row before it hit the ground. And then …
A guy in a New York Mets jersey plopped down on it and wouldn’t budge, while one fan after another tried to pull the ball away from him.
Some people pushed others to get to him. There was shoving, elbowing and possibly worse.
Security guards and cops showed up and began pulling children away from the grown-ups who were doing battle.
“Who has the ball, who has the ball, who has the ball?'’ the guards were hollering.
Then the security people dug into the pile, grabbed the guy in the Mets jersey and spirited him away. About six guards and cops escorted him in a phalanx worthy of a prince or potentate.
On his way out, he slipped the ball into the back pocket of his plaid shorts, The Associated Press said. As eager reporters yelled questions from among a grandstand’s worth of disappointed Giants fans, he made a simple statement of fact that doubled as a chest-thumping expression of hometown pride.
“I’m Matt Murphy from Queens, N.Y.”

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Gearing Up for Fashion Week: What to Wear 101

Dear Friends & Colleagues:
This Mercedes Benz Fashion Week, September 4-13, myself and (6) fellow fashion/lifestyle bloggers will be covering Fashion Week.
A video shooter will be supplied for me as I cover the tents at Bryant Park, as well as backstage, and several of the after-parties throughout the city in conjunction with the other bloggers that make up our group.
Oh my! Can life be any more "stressful" right now? I am at that grateful yet exhilarating time of nailing down what I am going to wear for Fashion Week. Perhaps I should warn you...this post is going to be's going to be juicy, it's going to be telling, it's going to final public plea for some HOT designer clothing.
OK, so that base has been covered and all of the proper people know that I will be out and about, and in what way during Fashion Week. If said friends and colleagues are keen on taking advantage of the "power" of the internet they will surely bite. I sent a similar email to a stylist, fashion PR head and a publicist, as I am surely going to need some HOT outfits to wear as I cover the Fashion Week festivities. So far I've heard nothing...but hey I I've got time, right? Although the fantasy of going commando is tempting...I'm sure there must be someone out there willing to dress me.
What else am I working on for Fashion Week? Well outside of the scheduling of which blogger will cover what show and what after-party, I am working on my own Fashion Week party as I do every season.

Today's Obsession-

Shady Lady
Protect yourself from the glare
Derek Lam Sunglasses

(NEW YORK) WHAT: Derek Lam sunglasses
WHY: To get that touch of Derek Lam without breaking the bank, these frames are a stylish way to enhance your summer look. With a vintage flair, the retro sunglasses harken back to a 50s and 60s aesthetic with oversized and cat's eye frames, and are ideal for sunning in the Hamptons or taking a Soho stroll. Combining Lam’s designs with Modo’s lens technology, the shades come in multiple styles, all with feminine names (Frida, Sabrina, Veronica). Our favorites are the Frederica in tortoise and mauve acetate plastic and the Tallullah in caramel, both featuring polarized lenses. The chicest way to go incognito!
PRICE: $320

You Glow Girl!
A tinted moisturizer that hydrates and protects your skin Friday,
DayWear Plus Tinted Moisturizer

(NEW YORK) WHAT: Estée Lauder DayWear Plus Tinted Moisturizer
WHY: This lightweight moisturizer is a must for summer (and even fall)! Not only does it contain SPF 15 to prevent sun damage, it also evens out your complexion while still looking au natural. Instead of matte powders or heavy foundations, you can apply this before you hit the beach or head out for a night on the town with a healthy glow—have you just returned from St. Tropez? Plus, you keep skin perfectly moisturized all in one easy step. Low-maintenance ladies should make this a beauty staple.
PRICE: $35

Monday, August 6, 2007

Ralph Lauren Introduces: The Limited Edition Flag Polo

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These limited edition polos (with the BIG PONY) are available in the following flag choices
United States
England's St George's Cross
Great Britain's Union Jack
Spain and

get yours today at

Thursday, August 2, 2007

My Day with the Telly

well since i'm still on my crutches, i spent another bloody scorching heat day infront of the telly, thank goodness for AIR CONDITIONING, i came to realise how many crappy shows are on telly in the name of reality TV, bloody hell its a bloody joke started off with ANTM followed by Scott Bloody something whose is 45 and trying to get laid, and some rocker dude trying to SHAG all these dumb blondeshells on telly, went to the gym yes the gym but did not work out, just watched my daughter have fun in the pool, and was back again to telly, and this time with a PIZZA and a bucket of ICE-CREAM how pathetic i am, got into some mouth watering fun with Barefoot Contessa (ok sounds a bit randy) , Rachel Ray and some idiotic bloke named Emeril, so that makes me hungry, but the night could not have ended much better than watching the replay of the FA Cup Semi Final (last seasons replay) between Manchester United and Watford. Tomorrow i will BE BACK until then Hasta la Vista baby

Wednesday, August 1, 2007


well i injured my ankle playing soccer, so i haven't been able to go out and be able to write about anything, i feel like i'm slacking, sitting down is a pain in the butt, ,i'm eating alot, Pasta Pasta Pasta, i might put on a few pounds while i'm at it, gosh i hope not. Anyway until next time ciao